Happy New Year – 2012 a time to try again.

When we look back at the events of this past year, it makes you wonder how we made it to 2012. Wars and bombing, killings and more killings. Countries rising up against neighbours and then not to forget the disasters that happened. Yet here we are at January 1st 2012. Another year to try to resolve the problems of a complicated world. As I’ve gotten older I have realized that the only problems I can solve are those of my own and even then only if I choose too. I was born at the end of World War 2 and I suppose that back then my parents generation where echoing much the same concerns as we are now. The difference today is that news is instant and therefore we pay more attention as it is in our face on TV and computers and smart phones. Lets hope that because we  have access to instant information, we can make wise decisions and try to make the world a little better place for our children and grandchildren. Happy New Years to all my readers and friends. LSD

No Nativity this Christmas on Parliament Hill

There will be no Nativity Scene in Ottawa this year! The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the Parliament Hill this Christmas season. This isn’t for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation’s Capitol. A search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.

Dalton McGuinty’s Chauffeur

Dalton McGuinty was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
McGuinty says to the chauffeur: ‘You get out and check, you were driving.’
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says McGuinty.
 Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
‘My god, what happened to you?’ asks McGuinty.
 The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me.’
 ‘What on earth did you say to them?’ asks McGuinty.
 ‘I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,
 I’m Dalton McGuinty’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass.’

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

 My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that ‘Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super….’

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn’t moved a muscle.

‘Perhaps you didn’t hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.’

She calmly turned her head and said,  “In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.”

To which  the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat,  “Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I’m called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch”

Cody Simpson

Congrats to Cody for his THREE – yes not one, but THREE – Nickelodeon Australia Kids’ Choice Awards 2011 nominations!!! Cody is nominated for Awesome Aussie, Aussie Musos, and in the Super Fresh Award category! Voting is now open, and all you have to do is register for a free Nickelodeon.com.au account to vote, and once you’ve done that make sure you go vote, vote, vote!!

www.nickelodeon.com.au

The 2011 Australian Kids’ Choice Awards are coming and it’s your choice who wins! Your vote puts you in the draw to win Nick’s biggest Kids’ Choice prize ever as our official Access All Areas Reporter!

Bob Rae and Dalton McGuinty visit Alberta

Bob Rae called Dalton McGuinty one day and said, “Dalton, I have a plan to win over Alberta!” 
“Great, but how?” asked McGuinty. 

“We’ll go to WalMart, get some Western clothes and boots like most Albertans wear then stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador.
When we look the part, we’ll go to a nice old country bar in Calgary and show them how much admiration and respect we have for the hard working people living there.”  
 
So they did, and found just the place they were looking for in Calgary . With the dog in tow they walked inside and  stepped up to
the bar. The Bartender took a step back and said, “Aren’t you Bob Rae and Dalton McGuinty?”
 
“Yes we are,” said Rae, “And what a lovely city you have here. We were passing through and Dalton suggested we stop and take
in some local color.” They ordered a round of Canadian on the house and started chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
 
A grizzled old farmer came in, walked up to the Labrador , lifted its tail and looked underneath, shrugged his shoulders and walked
out. A few moments later, in came another old rancher. He walked up to the dog, lifted its tail, looked underneath, scratched his head and left the bar. 
For the next hour, another dozen farmers and ranchers came in, lifted the dog’s tail, and left looking puzzled.
 
Finally, Rae asked,”why did all those old farmers and ranchers come in and look under the dog’s tail? Is it some sort of  custom?”

“Lord no,” said the bartender. “It’s just that someone told them there was a Labrador in here with two assholes!”

Canada’s Young Affenders Act could learn from USA

US court approves life without parole for 14-year-old

Agence France PresseBy Mira Oberman | AFP News – Fri, 20 May, 201

Wisconsin’s top court ruled Friday that sending a 14-year-old killer to jail without the chance of parole is not an “unduly harsh and excessive” punishment for a gruesome crime.

Omer Ninham is one of more than 2,200 US teens sentenced to life in jail without parole after they were prosecuted as adults, according to the Equal Justice Initiative.

Some 73 of those cases involved children aged 13 or 14 at the time of the crime.

In what the court described as a “horrific and senseless crime,” Ninham was convicted of picking a fight with a 13-year-old boy who was riding home on his bike in Green Bay, Wisconsin.

Ninham and a group of four other teens did not know Zong Vang, a Hmong immigrant, but just decided to “mess with this kid” in September 1998, court records showed.

They beat him and chased him up the ramp of a nearby parking garage, where Ninham and a 13-year-old boy beat Vang some more then grabbed him by the ankles and wrists, swung him back and forth over the edge, and let go.

A bystander testified that Vang’s 45-foot fall sounded like “a bag of wet cement hitting the pavement.”

“Under the circumstances of this case, Ninham’s punishment is severe, but it is not disproportionately so,” Judge Annette Ziegler wrote in the 5-2 decision.

“We conclude that his sentence of life imprisonment without the possibility of parole is not unduly harsh and excessive.”

Ninham’s lawyers vowed to appeal the decision to the US Supreme Court on the basis that it violates constitutional prohibitions against cruel and unusual punishment.

“To say to any child of 14 — or 10 — that you are beyond hope, beyond any chance of redemption or rehabilitation is cruel,” said Bryan Stevenson, executive director of the Equal Justice Initiative.

“The United States is the only country in the world to sentence children to die in prison.”

The US Supreme Court ruled last year that sentencing juveniles to life without parole for non-homicide cases is unconstitutional.

Under Wisconsin law, juveniles aged 10 or older can be tried as adults if they are accused of homicide and face a mandatory life sentence if convicted.

It is up to a judge to decide if parole will be a possibility.

Ninham’s lawyers urged clemency based on his age and troubled life — he came from an extremely dysfunctional family and had been getting drunk to the point of passing out nearly every day sine grade school and snorting cocaine on a weekly basis.

The circuit court judge described Ninham as “a frightening young man” and said his problems were no excuse because he was “a child of the street who knew what he was doing.”

Now 26, Ninham petitioned the court to modify his sentence, arguing that young teens ought to be treated differently than adults and that the sentence violates constitutional bans on cruel and unusual punishment.

The state court concluded the punishment was “not categorically unconstitutional” and that Ninham “has failed to demonstrate that there is a national consensus against sentencing a 14-year-old to life imprisonment without parole when the crime is intentional homicide.”

Teen Saves & Nurses Hummingbird

I found this an amazing video and such a testimony to teens. We hear such bad things about kids today then something like this comes along. Watch and enjoy.

http://www.wimp.com/babyhummingbird/

STATEMENT BY PRIME MINISTER STEPHEN HARPER ON EASTER

April 22, 2011 Prime Minister Stephen Harper today extended the following Easter wishes to Conservative Party members: “I am pleased to extend very best wishes to you and yours as Easter Sunday, the holiest day on the Christian calendar, approaches. “Easter is a time of profound importance to Christians in Canada and around the world. It honours and recognizes Jesus Christ’s Resurrection from the dead, giving Christians hope for eternal life and the constant renewal of the world. “Easter is a time of reflection, rebirth and renewal. It is a season of tremendous hope that represents the triumph of life over death and the redeeming power of love over evil. “During this season of hope and joy, I reflect on our great fortune in living in a country that embraces diversity and finds strength, stability and unity in the coming together of the many cultures and faiths of the world. Our thoughts are with Christians in areas of the world where there are persecution and danger for observing their faith. “For all Canadians, Easter provides an opportunity to reflect on the tremendous contributions that Christians have made to this country’s heritage. “I extend with Laureen our warmest and most sincere wishes for a happy Easter season to everyone celebrating in the coming days.” Conservative Press Office: 1-877-262-7026 This document is also available at www.conservative.ca

Cody Simpson Update

J-14 First Listen: Cody Simpson’s “On My Mind”

by J-14 Magazine on Saturday, April 23, 2011 at 9:19pm
 


Cody Simpson has always been on our minds since he won our hearts with “iYiYi”… good thing because he just debuted the lyric video for his new single called “On My Mind” earlier today.

J-14 EXCLUSIVE: Send Your BFFs a Cody Simpson Cameo

Take a listen to Cody Simpson‘s “On My Mind” here:

What do you think of Cody Simpson‘s new single? Do you want to see more Cody in J-14 Magazine?

Photo: Courtesy of J-14 Magazine