Towel Heads

email received January 29, 2010

Recently I received a warning about the use of the politically incorrect term Towel Heads, so please note: We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words. I have been informed that the Islamic terrorists who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called “towel heads” since the item they wear on their heads is not a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet. Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as “Little Sheet Heads”. Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter. 

Quite an insight – A German’s View Of ‘Fanatics’

From an email rec’d January 16, 2010                                     

This is by far the best explanation of the Muslim terrorist situation,

His references to past history are accurate and clear, not long, easy to understand, and well worth the read.
The author of this email is Dr. Emanuel Tanay, a well known and well respected psychiatrist.

A man, whose family was German aristocracy prior to World War II,
owned a number of large  industries and estates. When asked how many
German people were true Nazis, the answer he gave can guide our
attitude toward fanaticism.  ’Very few people were true Nazis,’ he
said, ‘but many enjoyed the return of German pride, and many more were
too busy to care. I was one of those who just thought the Nazis were a
bunch of fools. So, the majority just sat back and let it all happen.
Then, before we knew it, they owned us, and we had lost control, and
the end of the world had come. My family lost everything. I ended up
in a concentration camp and the Allies destroyed my factories.’

Health Care Solution for Seniors

  

So you’re a senior citizen and the government says no health care or pension for you, what do you do?    Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets..  You are allowed to shoot 2 MP’s  and 2 Senior Government Officials.  Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, and all the health care you need!  New teeth, no problem.  Need glasses, great.  New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart?  All covered.  And who will be paying for all of this?  The same government that just told you that you are too  old for health care.  Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.  

 IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?! AH

Islam Exstremists Pushing the Brits buttons

Reposted from Yahoo World News January 4, 2009

AFP Photo: Prime Minister Gordon Brown would regard a planned march by an Islamic group against the…

LONDON (AFP) – Prime Minister Gordon Brown said Monday he was “appalled” at a planned march by Islamists through the town where Britain’s Afghanistan war dead are repatriated, branding it “abhorrent and offensive”. The group Islam4UK wants to commemorate the Muslim civilians killed in the conflict with a march through Wootton Bassett, where hundreds of people regularly gather to pay their respects to dead British soldiers as their coffins pass through the main street. Although no date has been set, the suggestion of such a protest, in a place that has come to symbolise public respect for the war dead, has caused uproar.

“I am personally appalled by the prospect of a march in Wootton Bassett,” Brown said in a statement.

 ”I believe that we as a nation should honour those brave servicemen and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice for our country.

 ”Wootton Bassett has a special significance for us all at this time, as it has been the scene of the repatriation of many members of our armed forces who have tragically fallen.

 ”Any attempt to use this location to cause further distress and suffering to those who have lost loved ones would be abhorrent and offensive.”

 Anjem Choudary, the leader of Islam4UK, admitted that choosing Wootton Bassett was designed to gain publicity. “We need to gain media attention in order to highlight the plight of the ordinary men, women and children who are being mercilously murdered in Afghanistan,” he told Sky News television. A total of 108 British soldiers died in Afghanistan in 2009 compared to 2,038 civilians in the first 10 months of the year, according to the United Nations mission in Afghanistan. Choudary also praised Al-Qaeda terror network chief Osama bin Laden, who he said was hugely popular and would win any election in the Muslim world. Islam4UK calls itself a platform for Al-Muhajiroun, a radical group now disbanded which used to be headed by Omar Bakri, an Islamist preacher barred from Britain for his views. Separately, seven Muslim men appeared in court in Luton, north of London, on Monday charged in connection with protests at a homecoming parade in March 2009 for British soldiers who served in Iraq and Afghanistan. The court heard how the men told the soldiers to “burn in hell” and branded them rapists, murderers and baby killers. Jalal Ahmed, 21, Yousaf Bashir, 29, Jubair Ahmed, 19, Ziaur Rahman, 32, Shajjadar Choudhury, 31, Munim Abdul, 28, and Ibrahim Anderson, 32, all from Luton, deny using threatening, abusive or insulting words or behaviour likely to cause harassment, alarm or distress.

Snowmobiler’s body found near Minden

January 3, 2010 by Lorrystdavid

Sadly, tis the season for snowmobilers to once again cause our rescue crews to risk their lives for their stupidity. We hear every year of snowmobiles going through the ice in spite of constant warning from the Police and other authorities that the ice is not safe. One wonders how grown people (mostly men) can ignore such warnings. I know there is an age where guys feel they are invincible, we’ve all been there but at what cost. Families living without sons, children without fathers and too often these deaths could have been avoided. It is a short season but it’s even shorter when you’re dead. Lets use caution and stay off the  water until the authorities say it’s OK.

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Published On Sat Jan 2 2010 by thestar.com

MINDEN–The body of a 43-year-old man has been pulled from Redstone Lake in Haliburton County after a snowmobile accident. The Ontario Provincial Police dive team recovered the body of the man early Saturday afternoon, said Const. Peter Leon. Police were still notifying his family members and were not releasing his name as of late afternoon. However, he owned a cottage in the Redstone Lake area near Minden, they said. The man was at his cottage with two male friends when they headed out to go snowmobiling Friday night, said Leon. He went out ahead of his friends and when he didn’t return, the other two snowmobilers went looking for him and found him in some open water. “They did attempt an ice rescue however they ended up having to call 911 when they weren’t able to successfully bring their friend to shore,” said Leon. Provincial police, fire and paramedic services did an extensive search of the area Friday night and the dive team was brought in Saturday morning. Hours later, they found the man’s body. Leon called it sad news. “This is certainly one of those tragedies that certainly could have been avoided if individuals stayed off of area lakes until they’re safe to venture onto,” said Leon. Hypothermia does set in very quickly, Leon noted. “I think that any person that goes into the water without a survival-type suit on, their chances of survival at this time of year are certainly significantly reduced as a result of going into the water,” he said. Within two hours of making the grim discovery, provincial police got a call about four snowmobiles going through the ice into a lake in the Peterborough area. All four people were removed from the water and no injuries were reported, however their snow machines are still in the lake. There are “treacherous conditions on our waterways,“ said Leon. “They’re certainly not frozen out there. I think the snow that’s fallen over the last 24 hours has given some people some false impressions it’s safe to travel out there,” he said. Police are asking that snowmobile operators and outdoor enthusiasts stay off area lakes as ice conditions are not only extremely unsafe, but they are very unpredictable due to recent mild weather.

12 year old Cody Simpson discovered on Youtube

(Designed by Twitter fan @heyitsjanie)

Justin Bieber, move over and share the spotlight with 12 year old Australian Cody Simpson.  Simpson posted his music on Youtube and like Bieber was quickly signed by a US record producer named Shawn Campbell . Cody keeps his friends and fans updated on Twitter where he announced that he is presently in the US recording his songs. From what I’ve heard I’m sure we can look forward to hearing more about this boy in the very near future. Good luck Cody Simpson.

K-9 Congressional Medal of Honor Winner

From email rec’d Dec 18, 2009

The K9 above is Brutus, a military K9 at McChord.
He’s huge – part Boxer and part British Bull Mastiff and tops the scales at 200 lbs. His handler took the picture. Brutus is running toward me because he knows I have some Milk Bone treats, so he’s slobbering away! I had to duck around a tree just before he got to me in case he couldn’t stop, but he did. Brutus won the Congressional Medal of Honor
last year from his tour in Iraq . His handler and four other soldiers were taken hostage by insurgents. Brutus and his handler communicate by sign language and he gave Brutus the signal that meant ‘go away but come back and find me‘. The Iraqis paid no attention to Brutus. He came back later and quietly tore the throat out of one guard at one door and another guard at another door. He then jumped against one of the doors repeatedly (the guys were being held in an old warehouse) until it opened.
He went in and untied his handler and they all escaped. He’s the first K9 to receive this honor. If he knows you’re ok, he’s a big old lug and wants to sit in your lap. Enjoys the company of cats.
Talk about animal intelligence and bonding with humans!

Christmas/Holiday Wishes Politically Correct

Received by email Dec 18, 2009

For My Liberal Friends:

“Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2010, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make Canada great. Not to imply that Canada is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only country in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee. By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.”

For My Conservative Friends:

Wishing you a very Merry Christmas and a Happy & Prosperous New Year!

I will not forget YOUR HST McGuinty

Email sent to Daulton McGuinty this morning Dec 10, 2009

Look back to the promises you made at the last election and know why you’re known around the province os Daulton McLiar. I’m sure you’ll get your butt kicked in the next election. Your party has caused more debt than the NDP when it was in power,  and more theft of tax dollars via scandles in history. (Bob also became a Liberal). If you were running a business, you’de be in jail. Thank goodness we still have the Conservatives. 

Canadian Economic Stimulas

Posted from email rec’d Dec 8, 2009

Sometime soon, we taxpayers may receive an Economic Stimulus payment.
This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Question and Answer format:
Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment?
A.. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.

Q. Where will the government get this money?
A. From taxpayers.

Q. So the government is giving me back my own money?
A. Only a smidgen.

Q. What is the purpose of this payment?
A. The plan is that you will use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set, thus stimulating the economy.

Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.

Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the Canadian economy by spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India .
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico, Honduras and Guatemala .
* If you buy a car, it will go to Japan or South Korea .
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.

Instead, keep the money in Canada by:
1 spending it at yard sales, or
2 going to a hockey game, or
3 spending it on prostitutes, or
4 beer or
5 tattoos..

(These are the only Canadian owned businesses still operating in Canada .)