How Much Would You Donate

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown  Ottawa .   
Nothing is moving north or south.
Suddenly a man knocks on his window.   
The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What happened? What’s the hold-up?”  
“Terrorists have kidnapped Michael Ignatieff, Gordon Campbell, Jack Layton, Dalton McGuinty, Conrad Black, and Gilles Duceppe.  
They are asking for a ten million dollar ransom….otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire.   We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.”   
The driver asks, “On average, how much is everyone giving?”
“About four litres!”
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About lorrystdavid

I'm a retired guy who loves to get involved in community affairs and issues especially when I feel there is some injustice involved or that I have a valid point of view. I still believe that the pen is mightier than the sword although lately, I am wondering if this is still true.
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