Dalton McGuinty’s Chauffeur

Dalton McGuinty was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop.
McGuinty says to the chauffeur: ‘You get out and check, you were driving.’
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
‘You were driving; go and tell the farmer,’ says McGuinty.
 Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled with a big grin on his face.
‘My god, what happened to you?’ asks McGuinty.
 The chauffeur replies: ‘When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me.’
 ‘What on earth did you say to them?’ asks McGuinty.
 ‘I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,
 I’m Dalton McGuinty’s chauffeur and I’ve just killed the jackass.’
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About lorrystdavid

I'm a retired guy who loves to get involved in community affairs and issues especially when I feel there is some injustice involved or that I have a valid point of view. I still believe that the pen is mightier than the sword although lately, I am wondering if this is still true.
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